Friday Confessions

Dante and I alternate Fridays collecting confessions from deprived Stoolies.

This blog is simply for confessions (and clicks).

I'll go first…

I just wrote a 2,000 word blog about the first time I ever shit on a plane but failed to mention I pissed myself just a tiny bit midway through because I was too fat to do two things at once in fucking tiny toilet.

If there's anything you need to get off your chest, the comments are open.

Two Hail Marys, three Our Fathers, and slip a 20 in the collection box on the way out… All is forgiven.

-Large